The Cave of Wonderfully Twisted Things

The safe place.
tessen:

amnemoniczest:

franticdecadence:

sorcyress:

danimia:

ungemmed:

seawitchery:

floorwritesuncomfortable:

andtherewaslight:

idrownideas:

baby blue. It’s a boy!

 Um…a dark blue SHS choir t-shirt with the neck cut out of it?

dark gray. I CAN CREATE STORMS

Mine is kinda brick-colored. I now want “Brick House” as my superhero theme song.

I’m wearing my “This was supposed to be the future” shirt.
http://www.threadless.com/product/63/Damn_Scientists
I’m pretty sure now I get a jetpack, robotic companion, dinner in pill form, hydrogen-fueled automobile, and nuclear-powered levitating house.
I WIN THE INTERNET TODAY.

My shirt has the words “Don’t Panic” inscribed in large, friendly letters on its front.
I’m… not entirely certain what that signifies, but it signifies SOMETHING, that’s for sure.

Don’t Panic powers sound pretty great. You can calm down all the supervillians!
My shirt is this one:

Which man, I don’t even know what powers I have besides the power of the THIRD DIMENSION WOAH.


Mind control?

Pyramid Head. So I guess that means I have mannequin raping powers?

Fuck yes I’m a Hero of Life.

BWAH-HAHA! I AM THE PRINCE OF HOPE!

tessen:

amnemoniczest:

franticdecadence:

sorcyress:

danimia:

ungemmed:

seawitchery:

floorwritesuncomfortable:

andtherewaslight:

idrownideas:

baby blue. It’s a boy!

 Um…a dark blue SHS choir t-shirt with the neck cut out of it?

dark gray. I CAN CREATE STORMS

Mine is kinda brick-colored. I now want “Brick House” as my superhero theme song.

I’m wearing my “This was supposed to be the future” shirt.

http://www.threadless.com/product/63/Damn_Scientists

I’m pretty sure now I get a jetpack, robotic companion, dinner in pill form, hydrogen-fueled automobile, and nuclear-powered levitating house.

I WIN THE INTERNET TODAY.

My shirt has the words “Don’t Panic” inscribed in large, friendly letters on its front.

I’m… not entirely certain what that signifies, but it signifies SOMETHING, that’s for sure.

Don’t Panic powers sound pretty great. You can calm down all the supervillians!

My shirt is this one:

Which man, I don’t even know what powers I have besides the power of the THIRD DIMENSION WOAH.

Mind control?

Pyramid Head. So I guess that means I have mannequin raping powers?

Fuck yes I’m a Hero of Life.

BWAH-HAHA! I AM THE PRINCE OF HOPE!

(Source: otomegane)

  1. megalosaur reblogged this from aladycalledkatie and added:
    … BEHOLD, THE WRATH OF THE MIGHTY BRA-WOMAN, CAPABLE OF LIFTING AND SEPARATING UP TO 700 TONS. (Look, it’s Houston in...
  2. fuschiatown reblogged this from onepersonarmy and added:
    Oh my god I’m My Chemical Romance
  3. gabetrickster reblogged this from mamawolf-lexie and added:
    It’s a skeleton in a old style deep sea diver suit with a cracked window. Do I get the skeleton powers like Pirates of...
  4. thepureawesome reblogged this from flying-ricardo
  5. justanotome-soader reblogged this from nourlidea and added:
    IM FUCKING BATMAN, SUCK NERDS LOL *o*
  6. tillubelieveit reblogged this from nourlidea and added:
    dude, does that mean i have “pink powers”? i’m a guy O.o
  7. juu-mensou reblogged this from nourlidea and added:
    it’s black and plain some kind of black void powers or something like this?
  8. keshite reblogged this from paranoianosekai and added:
    a cat. having a bath.
  9. shizukablogs reblogged this from mytardishaswings and added:
    Hello Kitty… so… I’m like a super cute animu cat girl? —aw no fair I want the TARDIS one! D: And by that I mean the...
  10. nourlidea reblogged this from paranoianosekai
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  12. randomsquirrel42 reblogged this from squirrelock and added:
    Doctor who Owls… can I turn in to an owl, fly, or travel through time? I’ll take ‘em all.
  13. onepersonarmy reblogged this from mamawolf-lexie and added:
    I have the powers of a portal gun? …SPAAAAACE
  14. thelocobox reblogged this from sandmanssandlot and added:
    I NOW HAVE THE POWERS OF EVERYTHING THAT IS BLUE
  15. jibunhime reblogged this from youremydivision and added:
    DRESS WHAT IS MY POWER
  16. i-luv-whales-5 reblogged this from anything-but-coffee and added:
    Bathing suit … IM A MERMAID
  17. thechibi reblogged this from mamawolf-lexie and added:
    “YAOI it’s kind of gay.” shirt so i have gay powers lol
  18. softcoregameralsointocats reblogged this from collegethroughquotes and added:
    I have a Mardi Gras shirt on. :-|
  19. collegethroughquotes reblogged this from makingstarsshine and added:
    Ummm. Chibi Brave Heart powers? With bloody shields and pikes with heads on them? Alright then,
  20. vodkandmonsters reblogged this from kickedoutoftheuniverse and added:
    I’m the Queen of the Maths
  21. aladycalledkatie reblogged this from mytardishaswings and added:
    The Beatles. Yessss I have sex appeal and mad musical skills.
  22. mamawolf-lexie reblogged this from mytardishaswings and added:
    A black tank top… IM A NINJA
  23. currydesuu reblogged this from sir-genwaldthuswindburn and added:
    Wearing my mom’s huge University of Houston shirt. The power of infinite intelligence. I like that.
  24. mytardishaswings reblogged this from tw-superwholock and added:
    MY SHIRT IS THE TARDIS YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
  25. kickedoutoftheuniverse reblogged this from vestibulummonstrum and added:
    I have an octopus devouring a person on mine„, fuck yeah
  26. vestibulummonstrum reblogged this from makingstarsshine and added:
    I have like 9 different serial killer’s faces on my shirt. What the fuck kinda powers do i get?
  27. atomiccattus reblogged this from gaysexwillneverhurtyou
  28. lopezmandude reblogged this from reptarddd and added:
    A wife beater. My power is to beat wives :( What a horrid power. I just have to hope that all my villains are females...
  29. nitropia reblogged this from squirrelock and added:
    shirt from an rpg camp. nothing more to say c_____c
  30. chrisherpsworth reblogged this from sir-genwaldthuswindburn and added:
    Aw shit, now I’m going to see crazy people. Am I Tyler Durden?
  31. makingstarsshine reblogged this from sherlockian-rhapsody and added:
    I’M A MUTHAFUCKIN VULCAN!!!! I’M SPOK BIATCH!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
  32. lmfaooshelby reblogged this from freddiemercurysbreathtakingvoice and added:
    FUCKYEAH QUEEN POWERS
  33. rockmusicplays reblogged this from thelittletrampette and added:
    I’m wearing my Touched By Castiel top. Does that make me Dean Winchester? Because I’m good with that.
  34. capitolmoof reblogged this from thereisamethodtothemadness and added:
    IM WEARING AN OBAMA TSHIRT. AW YEA
  35. babylonianthrowdown reblogged this from dancinginthethunderstorm and added:
    World Irish Dancing Championships? Yes please
  36. dancinginthethunderstorm reblogged this from brednanadan and added:
    KERMIT THE FROG. I win.
  37. s-y-m-p-h-o-n-y-soldier reblogged this from squirrelock
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  39. squirrelock reblogged this from thelittletrampette and added:
    SUPER LESBIAN PLAID POWERS BEWARE THE MIGHTY LUMBERJACK AXE INFUSED...THE ESSENCE OF...
  40. i-am-dubstep reblogged this from justareallyveryintelligentsystem and added:
    My shirt says “Keep calm and don’t blink” FUCK YEAH I’M A WEEPING ANGEL
  41. rottingoutmehteeth reblogged this from greenfuckinday and added:
    I’ve been fighting Foo since 95. yes…
  42. thereisamethodtothemadness reblogged this from justareallyveryintelligentsystem and added:
    I turn into a polar bear. And eat people.
  43. green-cookies reblogged this from freddiemercurysbreathtakingvoice and added:
    I’m wearing a Guinnes shirt… should I be worried?
  44. thestrawbasawrus reblogged this from captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants and added:
    If hoodies count I go to the Xavier Institute for Higher learning, which I presume would mean I have mutant powers. If...